Domestic Goddesque

Have stopped being a person to the ‘oosbund and officially become wife. Herewith the evidence:

He emails me diary dates
He calls me when he needs his VAT figures.
I do the cooking, laundry, cleaning (well, I supervise) and card writing.
He calls me to get calls he’s to busy to make

Serves me right for deciding to work [...]

How to scupper your Friday night:

Leave your much-loved puppy at home with food, water, something to play with and a place to lie down and be quiet until you return.

Make sure you close the dog gate behind you.

Leave the house. Make sure you put alarm on correct setting and lock the door.

Get on train.

Spend next [...]

How to scupper your Friday night:

Leave your much-loved puppy at home with food, water, something to play with and a place to lie down and be quiet until you return.

Make sure you close the dog gate behind you.

Leave the house. Make sure you put alarm on correct setting and lock the door.

Get on train.

Spend next [...]

The obvious arguments are raging at the moment about whether global warming exists and, if so, whether we should be panicking that it is 23 degrees on a Friday in April. These same people have complained bitterly about the wind, rain and general grey of the English winter. I’m with them. Hate winter- the English [...]

The obvious arguments are raging at the moment about whether global warming exists and, if so, whether we should be panicking that it is 23 degrees on a Friday in April. These same people have complained bitterly about the wind, rain and general grey of the English winter. I’m with them. Hate winter- the English [...]

The obvious arguments are raging at the moment about whether global warming exists and, if so, whether we should be panicking that it is 23 degrees on a Friday in April. These same people have complained bitterly about the wind, rain and general grey of the English winter. I’m with them. Hate winter- the English [...]

The obvious arguments are raging at the moment about whether global warming exists and, if so, whether we should be panicking that it is 23 degrees on a Friday in April. These same people have complained bitterly about the wind, rain and general grey of the English winter. I’m with them. Hate winter- the English [...]

Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff, oh

Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Puff, the magic [...]

The debate has been raging for the last 24 hours about children as young as eleven being admitted to A&E with alcohol poisoning. Totally freaked out the woman presenting GMTV this morning. To get a balanced view of young drinkers they brought on a girl who used to have a drinking problem. She was about [...]

In the first flushes of real love DH and I moved in together. To be more precise, DH decided he quite liked me, bought a house, then just assumed I’d said yes to moving in because he’d had the conversation so many times in his head. I didn’t have anything better to do, so went [...]